{"product_id":"stories-from-the-promised-land-ebook","title":"Stories from the Promised Land Ebook","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHi! I’m Jessie Gussman and I get emails all the time from people who spewed their coffee\/half-chewed toast\/cereal out all over their e-reader.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOr who woke up their spouse while reading my newsletter because they were laughing so hard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOr who save my emails until they get home from work because they don’t have the kind of job where howling and rolling on the floor is acceptable conduct.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut not every story in this book is laugh-out-loud funny.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome of them will make you cry.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome will make you think.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd some of them will make you shake your head and wonder how in the world someone like me has made it through life without being put in a straight jacket and carted away.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot even close. I get paid to write love stories.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLol Life is weird, I agree.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’m a wife, mother and farmer by day, romance novelist by night and in my spare time, I write about my life from prison.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKidding about the prison part. (At the time of this writing, anyway. No one has figured out if there was actually a body in the car that’s buried in my dad’s back yard – that story’s in the book, along with the time I caught myself on fire and my kid was laughing too hard to blow me out, how to charge a 1600 pound, angry mama cow (and why you’d want to), odd Amish courting rituals (involving frogs), and how not to fall out of your husband’s Peterbilt as he’s driving down the interstate.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere is a lot of faith, family and fun in my fiction books, and WARNING: my real life has a ton of all that, too.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut life on the farm is not always fun. Sometimes it’s hard and sometimes it hurts and those stories are in here, too.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThanks so much for choosing to spend a little time with me today!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLove,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJessie\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cu\u003eReviews for Stories from Jessie Gussman's Newsletter:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e★★★★★ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e\"I love reading Jessie's stories about life on a farm. I never had that experience but I can just see it in my mind as she tells it. Love it all..” - Cindy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e★★★★★ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003e\"The stories are a breath of fresh air, make me laugh and just make me feel good.\" - Lori\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e★★★★★ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e\"There are many words of wisdom, \u0026amp; humor and you will learn a bit about cows you probably never knew. I laughed and gasps throughout this book.\" - Shelia\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e★★★★★ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003e\"I absolutely love Jessie Gussman’s books and I always thought we should have to pay for her newsletters, but thank heavens we don’t. An absolute treat.\" - Janalyn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e★★★★★ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e\"This really is a must-read charmer!\" - Crystal\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"bookfunnel","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67859155517754,"sku":"EB-News-04","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/9919\/8778\/files\/04_Stories_from_the_Promised_Land_Ebook.jpg?v=1793578521","url":"https:\/\/jessiegussman.store\/products\/stories-from-the-promised-land-ebook","provider":"Jessie Gussman Christian Romance Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}